A relationship with sharks…
Now that their team couldn’t move forward out of the first round, hockey fans might or might not think Woody Allen was anticipating San Jose’s playoff struggles in 1977: “A relationship, I think,...
View ArticleSwine flu, the Sharks, and other disasters..
Okay, this is a really really bad pun alert. But lets get it out of the way first. While many Americans are cancelling their trips because of flu worries, knitting club has decided to go ahead with...
View ArticleSharks attacked?
Th San Jose Sharks opened yet another playoff series with a loss. And while it’s too late to change names now, maybe it might have been useful to remember, as impressive as their namesake was most of...
View ArticleVolcanoes, Sharks, and other disasters.
Note to all San Jose Sharks fans. When you yell and scream for your team to score a goal, it’s important to be specific!! - The San Jose Sharks have now scored three dramatic game-winning goals in the...
View ArticleUnlifting clouds..
By the way, to any readers who have noticed, I usually try to post on a daily basis. Must not have hit “publish” last night, so this will be two posts back-to-back. Put it down to volcanic ash. -...
View ArticleHow the mighty are falling.
Quarterback Daunte Culpepper is on the verge of going from the NFL’s Detroit Lions to the UFL’s Sacramento Mountain Lions. Well, after spending last season in Detroit, it’s not that big of a step down....
View ArticleLost without Lost?
Count me as one of the few Americans who has never watched LOST. (Or maybe I did – watched game four when the Sharks got swept out of the NHL playoffs.) - Rough day for the San Jose Sharks, losing 3-2...
View ArticleCam, we hardly knew ye.
Or at least beyond what the NCAA considered reasonable doubt. Auburn quarterback and Heisman winner Cam Newton declared for the NFL draft. Just in time for the NCAA to complete their investigation and...
View ArticleWeddings and beyond….
Open note to single men claiming they can’t meet any women: try placing a Craigslist ad looking for a date to watch the Royal Wedding. - Melania Trump, Donald’s third wife, is a former model and...
View ArticleMoving on.
Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinch may lose his seat due to redistricting. And he says he may move to another state and run for Congress there. Why limit himself to other states? In fact, Dennis may be a...
View ArticleShark attack – or attacked?
Not saying the San Jose Sharks may be on the verge of an epic collapse, going to a game seven against the Red Wings after leading 3 games to 0. But there has been talk of renaming HP Pavilion, aka “the...
View ArticleThe longest two minutes in sports?
For San Jose Sharks fans it was during the second period against the Canucks Sunday. (For non-hockey fans, the Vancouver Canucks scored three goals in about 1 minute and 55 seconds enroute to a 5-3...
View ArticleWhat we have here are dead sharks….
Sharks fans may be disappointed but if the Canucks win the Championship at least the Cup will go home to a country where most citizens know icing isn’t just something you put on a cake. - Can a...
View ArticleJawed?
“He can’t go down with three barrels on them, not with three he can’t?” No, but Sharks can go down with three games on them…. - Who knew Shark Tank was redundant? - Announcers saying the San Jose...
View ArticleOh brother.
George W. Bush said today he hopes his brother Jeb runs for President in 2016. Maybe W. misses those little White House boxes of M & Ms? - George W. Bush, in the interview where he says he hopes...
View ArticleAnd the winner should have been….
Security at this year’s Academy Awards will be tight. Especially since they need half a dozen or so men just to keep Kanye West from rushing the stage. – As we approach the Oscars, the snubs are often...
View ArticleHigher math?
In India, a bride left her husband to be at the altar after testing him on his math skills. She asked “How much is 15 plus six?” He answered, 17. Just guessing that’s not going to be part of Bristol...
View ArticleTanked?
San Jose Sharks seem bent on proving there is such a thing as home ice disadvantage. – Meanwhile the Warriors faced the Rockets without Steph Curry. With a few more starters out it actually might have...
View ArticleIcing, in June?
Open note to SF Bay Area fans unused to this sort of thing — the #StanleyCup is not something you wear for protection from #DraymondGreen – So who’d a thunk that at this point the #SJSharks...
View ArticleIn this corner
Justin Bieber apparently lost when he got in a fistfight with another fan after game 3 of the NBA Finals. On the brighter side, he reportedly put up a better fight than the Warriors. – When you’re down...
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